Baby’s graduation is coming up so we got him an outfit. However his mom didn’t think the shorts were appropriate. So we’re getting a new outfit tomorrow lol.
42 Recipes Made with SmirnoffSoooo….some tasty drinks with Smirnoff might be just what the doctor ordered this summer dontchathinkso?!
- Anti-Freeze #3
- Atlantic Sun
- Baywatch
- Blood Orange Blast
- Bloody Murder
- Blue Hawaii
- Blue Ninja
- Brain Eraser #3
- Candy Apple Sour
- Cody Spunk
- Cran-Apple & Vodka
- Crank and Vodka
- Cream Soda Shaker
- Creamy Niall
- Disco Lemonade
- Fireman
- Frostmark 5 on Ice
- Frye’s Spiked Orange
- Full Throttle
- Fuzzy Nipple
- Igloo Sue
- Jason Ball
- Lemonberry Twist
- Liquid Cocaine #6
- Miles
- Night Stalker
- Orange Soda Driver
- Pink Bliss
- Piss in the Snow
- Playboy Bunny
- Purple Goddess
- Purple Hurt Juice
- Russian Kelman
- Sex on the Beach #10
- Sledgehammer
- Slimer
- Slippery Dick #2
- Smirnoff Snapple Spikage
- Sparkley Spritz
- Triplesex
- Vodka and Schweppes
- Yellow Sock
this is probably the best quote from anything ever
(Source: hakkei, via fuckyeahyoga)
i realize my my relatiomship delimmas come from not making the best decisions as far as men to be with
and lately qualified men have been checking for me. college educated. self reliamt. compassionate. men. i got a college graduate at my feet . i know i…
Today my baby turns 30! Happy Birthday Gio! I may not be the nicest little sister sometimes but God knows I love you. I’m sorry I won’t be able to see you today but we’ll make up for it tomorrow. ❤😘
I want a baby boy.
I think this could be considered a reference…
Reference, indeed.
Oh.
i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
what
are you even
trying to accomplish
this isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god
…Fucking Olympics.
Every fuck should be the fucking olypics
(via wherearethehoneydips)
Early morning drive with @lennn_a led me to my nephew’s grave. RIP Max, you are greatly missed.